- citizen: it's a bird!
- citizen: it's a plane!
- *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
- superman: it's a metaphor
- child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
- me: You lose your baby teeth
- child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
- me: they fall out
- child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
- child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
- me: you keep the same eyes all your life
- child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
like cute speckles and freckles all over his face
he spends all that time by the sea and the sea reflects the sun as we all know
how does he not have a massive amount of freckles and a deep tan
in fact that’s my new headcanon. i have no idea if canon!Percy has freckles. he has freckles now. it’s a thing.
How does this only have two notes. This is a very attractive, adorable headcanon.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Cannon = thing that goes boom
Canon = an event that occurs within a published story
they both destroy ships tho
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